JasV

I got bored (the battle cry of the suicidal) and I decided to make a Tumblrrrrrrr 'cause one time I was with my friend Taylor and we tried to call Tumblr and cause trouble but it didn't work so I got mad and decided to practice necromancy and im rambling but im not going to stop because you people have no life and you might as well read this cause you have nothing better to do.

-- Jasper Vaurant
Wed Jun 24

FB convo

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taylor

you make me vomit beautiful

11:19pmJosh

ummm wat?

11:19pmtaylor

watching the sunset and blue butterflies out of red pockets

on a turned on waffle iron

smoke rising through her thighs

11:19pmJosh

????

11:20pmtaylor

i could have ten sons

11:20pmJosh

how?

11:20pmtaylor

don’t bite the doctor

11:21pmJosh

why not? he tastes like mooooondusst

11:22pmtaylor

because i’m second to no one, and nothing can touch me

11:22pmJosh

I WILL GIVE YOU FIVE DOLLERS and the BIGesT huG youve EvEr SEEn!

11:23pmtaylor

But can you spare 50 for Queenie?

11:23pmJosh

i will give him my sweet sweeet walrus

11:24pmtaylor

but is it man-sized?

11:25pmJosh

it iss soundquantum sizeed

11:25pmtaylor

well that’s no good

no need to shout

is it enough to eat?

11:26pmJosh

but i like the

andorans

11:27pmtaylor

with foreclosures on the home front a fourth camel came riding. With what octafish for home a dream?

11:27pmJosh

how do you solve a problem like marriiaaaa?

11:27pmtaylor

fuck you, you’re making no sense

11:28pmJosh

i like shrimpies

11:29pmJosh

MYEAH

11:30pmtaylor

the fuck are you doing?

11:30pmJosh

likeing thedelicious yams

11:31pmtaylor

fuck this

FAST AND BULBOUS!

FAST AND BULBOUS!

FAST AND BULBOUS!

FAST AND BULBOUS!

FAST AND BULBOUS!

FAST AND BULBOUS!

11:31pmJosh

iluvit

11:32pmtaylor

eww

11:32pmJosh

DRAGONBALLZ

ROCKY

ROCK 4

11:32pmtaylor

you couldn’t have done this if you had known what you were doing…

11:33pmJosh

NOPE

THATS HOW I ROLL

11:33pmtaylor

this is getting completely ridiculous

11:33pmJosh

AKAKU AKAKU AKAKU

YURETE

YUMENO YUMENO HATE

DENADA

NADETA

11:34pmtaylor

this will distract you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w

11:36pmJosh

STELLA! STEEEELLLLLA!!!

11:37pmJosh

THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY TOPHAT

11:38pmtaylor

i don’t even want to know what’ you’ve seen there

11:38pmJosh

ive seeen the scret of purgatory

11:39pmtaylor

i have seen androgyny

11:39pmJosh

touche seel, touche

11:41pmJosh

STEPHEN KING

11:42pmtaylor

bawww

11:42pmJosh

omnomnom

i ate him

11:44pmJosh

im going to save this convo

11:45pmtaylor

don’t

you ruined it

11:45pmJosh

no

11:45pmtaylor

http://honeyedpests.tumblr.com/photo/1280/129746724/1/LC3X5PeGXp4gczvhsuNlgySR

11:45pmJosh

i made it better

11:45pmtaylor

read that

11:46pmJosh

lawl

Josh

im nightin

11:49pmtaylor

fine

goodnight

11:49pmJosh

ok

im posting this on tumblr right now