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I got bored (the battle cry of the suicidal) and I decided to make a Tumblrrrrrrr 'cause one time I was with my friend Taylor and we tried to call Tumblr and cause trouble but it didn't work so I got mad and decided to practice necromancy and im rambling but im not going to stop because you people have no life and you might as well read this cause you have nothing better to do.

-- Jasper Vaurant
Mon May 25
“ ME:
hey
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
J
Taylor says:
O
Taylor says:
S
Taylor says:
H
Taylor says:
!
Taylor says:
hey josh
Taylor says:
josh
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
hi
ME:
are you high?
Taylor says:
maybe
Taylor says:

ME:
orlly?
Taylor says:
ARE YOU HIGH!
Taylor says:
?
ME:
yeeeeees
Taylor says:
FUCKER!
ME:
yeeessss
Taylor says:
ssssss
Taylor says:
sssssuuuuurrrrrrlllllliiii
Taylor says:
ME:
vbgvkufbd hurrrrrrr
Taylor says:
DERP DERP DERP
ME:
MUSHRROOOOOM TREEEEE
Taylor says:
fuck the moon
Taylor says:
oh wait
Taylor says:
you said mushroom
Taylor says:
not moon
ME:
i would if i could, ill stick with the starsz
ME:
oh shit
ME:
fml
Taylor says:
the stars wont fuck you
Taylor says:
you’re just dust
ME:
so are they
Taylor says:
no
Taylor says:
they’re stardust
Taylor says:
a step up
ME:
well im sundust]
ME:
bitch
Taylor says:
THE SUN IS A STAR YOU FUCKER!
ME:
nuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Taylor says:
yeah
Taylor says:
it’s made of stars and elephants
Taylor says:
fuck
ME:
im made of shrooms and stardust
Taylor says:
i was going to google what stars were made of but my internet broke
ME:
Y?????
Taylor says:
idk
Taylor says:
ooooo
Taylor says:
stars
ME:
starrrzzzz
ME:
yknow im gonna tumblog this later right?
Taylor says:
….
Taylor says:
NO!!!!
ME:
win
ME:
yes
Taylor says:
now i have to go listen to that moby song
Taylor says:
HOLY SHIT!
Taylor says:
WE ARE MADE OF STARS!
ME:
holy shit!
Taylor says:
YOU AND ME!
Taylor says:
it’s true
ME:
HOLY FUCK YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND
Taylor says:
COREY FELDMAN!
Taylor says:
what star are you?
ME:
bitch i will freeze you
Taylor says:
fuck you
Taylor says:
i’ll make you melt
ME:
NO
Taylor says:
I’M SERIUS!
ME:
im so cold my atoms have stopped moving
Taylor says:
I’M GRAFFIAS!
Taylor says:
fuck that i’m NIHAL
Taylor says:
because it sounds like nihil
ME:
thats stupid
ME:
your stupid
ME:
theres a bear on my wall where there wasnt one before
Taylor says:
fuck that, i’m serius
Taylor says:
KILL IT
Taylor says:
EAT IT
Taylor says:
AND SAVE SOME FOR ME
ME:
OMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMNOMNOM
Taylor says:
i bet you ate it all you fatty
ME:
tastes like tree
Taylor says:
MELLO!
Taylor says:
DID YOU JUST EAT THAT BEAR!
Taylor says:
YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT’S BEEN!
ME:
it was on my wall
ME:
thats where its been
Taylor says:
but before that
ME:
it was on my wall
ME:
it was created there
ME:
and it died there
Taylor says:
THEN FUCKING EAT IT
ME:
i did
ME:
it tasted like tree
Taylor says:
did you save some for me?
ME:
and moonlight
ME:
yeah
Taylor says:
fuck yeah
ME:
here { } i sent it over the internets
Taylor says:
 {       }
Taylor says:
i copied and pasted it!
Taylor says:
wait
ME:
OMG WE CAn MAKE MORE BEAR
ME:
!!!!!
Taylor says:
LETS MAKE A FUCKING BEAR!
ME:
OMG
ME:
OK
ME:
GO
ME:
{ {
ME:
} }
Taylor says: HIGH MSN CONVO