June 2009
2 posts
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silly Freemasons, elemental nonconformism is for douchebags!
FB convo
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May 2009
43 posts
bnjvkd
we need more boobs on tumblr and gore maybe some kind of gorey boobs idk you do it
“ME:
hey
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor...”
– HIGH MSN CONVO
mbfksld
I would tap that if she was three dimensional
the eternal cry of hentai lovers
this is going to be me
After she was dead, he said he took her body into the bathroom and took photos with his cellphone. He then went to an all-night party.
The next day, he detailed how he bought a five-dollar carving knife and dismembered the body.
“I put the torso in a plastic bag inside a suitcase. The head and limbs I put in plastic bags in another suitcase,” Santos said.
Burke’s torso was...
hilarious obits →
“Taylor: Some girl keeps texting me and I don’t even know who she is.
Me:...”
– Careers with SAS
filtered
when I went to bed
I saw shadows cross the light
and it filtered
crystal light
He’s a black magic wielder some say a witch Wielded darkness when he was wilein’ on his mom’s And born child and he was the bastard the that broke Up the marriage evil doer doing evil from a baby carriage And he was born with the same blue eyes Crystal ships dripping with ice, diamonds coruscate In the night fireworks electric bright
—coco rosie
“Coming up, why that headache may be terminal brain cancer. And Yoplait...”
– the onion
NYMPHADORA
Im on Nymphadora in the dark XD btw thats my laptop
twitter
twitter is stupid, youre stupid we’re all stupid
so umm yeah,
today is pretty much the first day ive had tumblrrrrr whoa i just zonedout there anyway NECROMANCY
my life
is hollow just like the tipes of the bullets I fired at rabbits last summer.
the summer I missed.
It was an accident, he wasn’t supposed be there, watching.
but then I fired and watched in horror as a different flavor of blood splattered on my face and hands.
I laughed with a kind of desperation that comes only with the calculation of the odds against you. I realized that it wasn’t...
this is going to get all over the internet anyway... →
wait
wait, if in real life we have furries (god damn furries) and beastiality (O.O) what do they have in the world of Pokemon O.o?
“RAINBOW LIGHTSABERS! COME TO THE FAAAAABBULOUS SIDE OF THE FORCE!”
– shorty
wow
wow i just found out i had a tummmbbbllllrrrrrr , mustve been baked :P
March 2009
3 posts
My friend: Do I look fat in this outfit?
Her mom: No, the outfit looks great you're just fat.
My friend: *starts crying*
Me: *laughs uncontrollably* Oh I'm going to hell.
“ugh can you just fuck off, you’re rlly creepy!” “NO”...”
– my imaginatiiiooonn *sparkles*
