JasV

I got bored (the battle cry of the suicidal) and I decided to make a Tumblrrrrrrr 'cause one time I was with my friend Taylor and we tried to call Tumblr and cause trouble but it didn't work so I got mad and decided to practice necromancy and im rambling but im not going to stop because you people have no life and you might as well read this cause you have nothing better to do.

-- Jasper Vaurant
Thu Jun 25

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silly Freemasons, elemental nonconformism is for douchebags!

Wed Jun 24

FB convo

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taylor

you make me vomit beautiful

11:19pmJosh

ummm wat?

11:19pmtaylor

watching the sunset and blue butterflies out of red pockets

on a turned on waffle iron

smoke rising through her thighs

11:19pmJosh

????

11:20pmtaylor

i could have ten sons

11:20pmJosh

how?

11:20pmtaylor

don’t bite the doctor

11:21pmJosh

why not? he tastes like mooooondusst

11:22pmtaylor

because i’m second to no one, and nothing can touch me

11:22pmJosh

I WILL GIVE YOU FIVE DOLLERS and the BIGesT huG youve EvEr SEEn!

11:23pmtaylor

But can you spare 50 for Queenie?

11:23pmJosh

i will give him my sweet sweeet walrus

11:24pmtaylor

but is it man-sized?

11:25pmJosh

it iss soundquantum sizeed

11:25pmtaylor

well that’s no good

no need to shout

is it enough to eat?

11:26pmJosh

but i like the

andorans

11:27pmtaylor

with foreclosures on the home front a fourth camel came riding. With what octafish for home a dream?

11:27pmJosh

how do you solve a problem like marriiaaaa?

11:27pmtaylor

fuck you, you’re making no sense

11:28pmJosh

i like shrimpies

11:29pmJosh

MYEAH

11:30pmtaylor

the fuck are you doing?

11:30pmJosh

likeing thedelicious yams

11:31pmtaylor

fuck this

FAST AND BULBOUS!

FAST AND BULBOUS!

FAST AND BULBOUS!

FAST AND BULBOUS!

FAST AND BULBOUS!

FAST AND BULBOUS!

11:31pmJosh

iluvit

11:32pmtaylor

eww

11:32pmJosh

DRAGONBALLZ

ROCKY

ROCK 4

11:32pmtaylor

you couldn’t have done this if you had known what you were doing…

11:33pmJosh

NOPE

THATS HOW I ROLL

11:33pmtaylor

this is getting completely ridiculous

11:33pmJosh

AKAKU AKAKU AKAKU

YURETE

YUMENO YUMENO HATE

DENADA

NADETA

11:34pmtaylor

this will distract you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w

11:36pmJosh

STELLA! STEEEELLLLLA!!!

11:37pmJosh

THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY TOPHAT

11:38pmtaylor

i don’t even want to know what’ you’ve seen there

11:38pmJosh

ive seeen the scret of purgatory

11:39pmtaylor

i have seen androgyny

11:39pmJosh

touche seel, touche

11:41pmJosh

STEPHEN KING

11:42pmtaylor

bawww

11:42pmJosh

omnomnom

i ate him

11:44pmJosh

im going to save this convo

11:45pmtaylor

don’t

you ruined it

11:45pmJosh

no

11:45pmtaylor

http://honeyedpests.tumblr.com/photo/1280/129746724/1/LC3X5PeGXp4gczvhsuNlgySR

11:45pmJosh

i made it better

11:45pmtaylor

read that

11:46pmJosh

lawl

Josh

im nightin

11:49pmtaylor

fine

goodnight

11:49pmJosh

ok

im posting this on tumblr right now

Tue May 26
hooray for crossbreeding based on Napolean Dynamite!

hooray for crossbreeding based on Napolean Dynamite!

htndk lbtd

htndk lbtd

Mon May 25

bnjvkd

we need more boobs on tumblr and gore maybe some kind of gorey boobs idk you do it

ME:
hey
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
J
Taylor says:
O
Taylor says:
S
Taylor says:
H
Taylor says:
!
Taylor says:
hey josh
Taylor says:
josh
Taylor says:
JOSH!
Taylor says:
hi
ME:
are you high?
Taylor says:
maybe
Taylor says:

ME:
orlly?
Taylor says:
ARE YOU HIGH!
Taylor says:
?
ME:
yeeeeees
Taylor says:
FUCKER!
ME:
yeeessss
Taylor says:
ssssss
Taylor says:
sssssuuuuurrrrrrlllllliiii
Taylor says:
ME:
vbgvkufbd hurrrrrrr
Taylor says:
DERP DERP DERP
ME:
MUSHRROOOOOM TREEEEE
Taylor says:
fuck the moon
Taylor says:
oh wait
Taylor says:
you said mushroom
Taylor says:
not moon
ME:
i would if i could, ill stick with the starsz
ME:
oh shit
ME:
fml
Taylor says:
the stars wont fuck you
Taylor says:
you’re just dust
ME:
so are they
Taylor says:
no
Taylor says:
they’re stardust
Taylor says:
a step up
ME:
well im sundust]
ME:
bitch
Taylor says:
THE SUN IS A STAR YOU FUCKER!
ME:
nuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Taylor says:
yeah
Taylor says:
it’s made of stars and elephants
Taylor says:
fuck
ME:
im made of shrooms and stardust
Taylor says:
i was going to google what stars were made of but my internet broke
ME:
Y?????
Taylor says:
idk
Taylor says:
ooooo
Taylor says:
stars
ME:
starrrzzzz
ME:
yknow im gonna tumblog this later right?
Taylor says:
….
Taylor says:
NO!!!!
ME:
win
ME:
yes
Taylor says:
now i have to go listen to that moby song
Taylor says:
HOLY SHIT!
Taylor says:
WE ARE MADE OF STARS!
ME:
holy shit!
Taylor says:
YOU AND ME!
Taylor says:
it’s true
ME:
HOLY FUCK YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND
Taylor says:
COREY FELDMAN!
Taylor says:
what star are you?
ME:
bitch i will freeze you
Taylor says:
fuck you
Taylor says:
i’ll make you melt
ME:
NO
Taylor says:
I’M SERIUS!
ME:
im so cold my atoms have stopped moving
Taylor says:
I’M GRAFFIAS!
Taylor says:
fuck that i’m NIHAL
Taylor says:
because it sounds like nihil
ME:
thats stupid
ME:
your stupid
ME:
theres a bear on my wall where there wasnt one before
Taylor says:
fuck that, i’m serius
Taylor says:
KILL IT
Taylor says:
EAT IT
Taylor says:
AND SAVE SOME FOR ME
ME:
OMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMNOMNOM
Taylor says:
i bet you ate it all you fatty
ME:
tastes like tree
Taylor says:
MELLO!
Taylor says:
DID YOU JUST EAT THAT BEAR!
Taylor says:
YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THAT’S BEEN!
ME:
it was on my wall
ME:
thats where its been
Taylor says:
but before that
ME:
it was on my wall
ME:
it was created there
ME:
and it died there
Taylor says:
THEN FUCKING EAT IT
ME:
i did
ME:
it tasted like tree
Taylor says:
did you save some for me?
ME:
and moonlight
ME:
yeah
Taylor says:
fuck yeah
ME:
here { } i sent it over the internets
Taylor says:
 {       }
Taylor says:
i copied and pasted it!
Taylor says:
wait
ME:
OMG WE CAn MAKE MORE BEAR
ME:
!!!!!
Taylor says:
LETS MAKE A FUCKING BEAR!
ME:
OMG
ME:
OK
ME:
GO
ME:
{ {
ME:
} }
Taylor says:
HIGH MSN CONVO
Sat May 23

mbfksld

I would tap that if she was three dimensional

the eternal cry of hentai lovers

Thu May 21

this is going to be me

After she was dead, he said he took her body into the bathroom and took photos with his cellphone. He then went to an all-night party.

The next day, he detailed how he bought a five-dollar carving knife and dismembered the body.

“I put the torso in a plastic bag inside a suitcase. The head and limbs I put in plastic bags in another suitcase,” Santos said.

Burke’s torso was recognized by a friend in Britain who identified a tattoo in a television report.

After his arrest, Santos allegedly tried to offer a 70,000-real ($45,000) bribe to be let go, the court heard.